For a moment there, you had to laugh out loud. Rick Pitino sat in a crowded courtroom Wednesday and testified that this Karen Cunagin Sypher woman whispered to him, unsnapped his pants in a booth at an otherwise empty Italian restaurant and proceeded to have sex with him. “Very briefly,” he said. Oh, and we’re all supposed to feel better now because he says the session was brief. It doesn’t really matter, of course, whether Pitino used the entire shot clock or fired prematurely.