At Tuesday night's “Battioke” charity event in South Beach, Pat Riley had sunshine on his cloudy day, or something. Sure, it's less than 30 seconds and maybe it's not quite Wade Boggs-bad, but his rhythm clearly needs some work. Also, a tad pitchy. Seriously, LeBron's rendition of “Super Freak” better have been more mellifluous than this aural train wreck. (Speaking of which, if you've got some footage for us, drop us a line, friendo.)
Walter Cornett, of Glendale, Kentucky, is the owner and operator of Walter's Wildcat World. He founded WildcatWorld.com in 1998 making it one of the oldest Kentucky basketball fan sites in operation today.